Mary Ann Brodjinsky de la Porkus is an old woman who tried to become the Queen of Quok.
Mary Ann is a sour-looking woman who was tall and thin, with wrinkles all over her skin. She wears a wig and false teeth.
She was very wealthy and paid $3,900,624.16 for the coronet of the Queen of Quok. However, when the King of Quok came into a private fortune, he ordered the wedding cancelled and Mary Ann's money returned to her. His royal advisor had lost the money overnight, and had to repay it out of a magic purse which dispensed only twenty-five cents at a time. Since it takes a long time to count that much money, Mary Ann may be waiting for it still, watching to make sure the advisor does not cheat her. ("The Queen of Quok")